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E.R. · Season 8, Episode 2

“The Longer You Stay” quotes from E.R.

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“The Longer You Stay” · Season 8, Episode 2

In this episode: Abby Lockhart (2), Luka Kovač (2), John Carter (1), Mark Greene (1), Kerry Weaver (1), Elizabeth Corday (1), Dave Malucci (1)

[After flirting with a waitress] I was trying to have fun. Is that a crime?

No. Go have fun. If I can be left waiting in the street, I can certainly walk home by myself.

Why do you have to make such a big problem out of everything. Like you have an insect in your anus?

Hey, it's "bug up my ass", Luka. 'Bug up my ass." If you're gonna insult me, you can at least get the words right.

Fine. How's this? Stop being such a bitch.

OK, fine. As soon as you grow up.

Right, you're so mature. Abby, you don't even know what you want!

Yes, I do. I wanna go home.

You play games like a schoolgirl who can have any boy and treats them all like crap!

You know, why don't you just call me a whore and get it over with!

I'm tired of it! You're not that pretty and you're not that special!

I'm pretty enough in the dark though, aren't I?

You're never happy! I don't think you're capable of being happy.

Happy? Six months ago, you didn't care about whether or not I was happy.

If you're not depressed or ashamed, you're just angry.

And you're married to a ghost!

At least I treat you with respect.

Oh, I know. You're a saint, Luka.

[When Mark and Elizabeth are changing Ella's diaper] You take care of it. I've got a shift in three hours.

What do you think I'll be doing in three hours? I'm the feeding trough, remember?

Elizabeth, if I could breast-feed, I would.

Oh, great. Great! You take it! Take it all! The sore nipples, the rashes, the hemorrhoids, the leaking in your trauma gown, the public humiliation, the sleep deprivation, the incontinence, for goodness' sake. You take it! It's all yours!

Look, you didn't answer your page. We had to make a quick decision.

You know what? That's your job! You make quick decisions based on the information available. You had the right information. You didn't bother to look at it.

You've never made a bad call?

Not as stupid and lethal as this one.

Then show up and make it yourself. We paged you three times!

In a perfect world, Dr. Malucci, I wouldn't subject any patients to your care. If you knew your ass from your elbow or even gave a damn...

I do give a damn. I do give a damn.

This man might still be alive!

EDr. Edson

Nap Note?

Yeah. I was supposed to be off last night.

EDr. Edson

Well, you're not in surgery. Don't punish yourself. Go home.

No, I'm on at noon. I'm just going to go pass out.

EDr. Edson

Bad idea. You know what they say. The longer you stay, the longer you stay.

Right. I know. You're always so good and I'm always so bad...

I'm sick of being patient.

And I'm such a mess and you're so understanding.

I've put up with a lot, Abby.

Ah! And I'm a burden.

Carter, your mother, your moods...

Why don't you just break up with me?

I think you want me to.

If I'm such a horrible person, how could you possibly want to be with me?

I don't know how to be with you! I don't know how to help you!

I don't want help! I don't want help. I don't want to be pitied. I don't want to be saved.

Okay. I give up.

Okay. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?

I'm done! I'm done, okay? Carter can have you!

Okay.

[walks away from Luka]

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