“I was trying to have fun. Is that...” – Luka, E.R. ... TV Quotes Database

[After flirting with a waitress] I was trying to have fun. Is that a crime?

No. Go have fun. If I can be left waiting in the street, I can certainly walk home by myself.

Why do you have to make such a big problem out of everything. Like you have an insect in your anus?

Hey, it's "bug up my ass", Luka. 'Bug up my ass." If you're gonna insult me, you can at least get the words right.

Fine. How's this? Stop being such a bitch.

OK, fine. As soon as you grow up.

Right, you're so mature. Abby, you don't even know what you want!

Yes, I do. I wanna go home.

You play games like a schoolgirl who can have any boy and treats them all like crap!

You know, why don't you just call me a whore and get it over with!

I'm tired of it! You're not that pretty and you're not that special!

I'm pretty enough in the dark though, aren't I?

You're never happy! I don't think you're capable of being happy.

Happy? Six months ago, you didn't care about whether or not I was happy.

If you're not depressed or ashamed, you're just angry.

And you're married to a ghost!

At least I treat you with respect.

Oh, I know. You're a saint, Luka.

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