[On the roof of the hospital] Rough first day?
[smoking a cigarette] Well, let's just say, it's been two years since I've had one of these.
What happened?
More like what didn't happen. I used to work in O.B., and up there I would deliver a baby, and then I would deliver a baby, and then I would deliver a baby. And today, I was puked on, spit at, bit, and then I tricked a psychotic woman, and then I almost killed a guy.
That sounds about right. Fortunately in the ER, almost doesn't count.
[starts throwing money off the roof from a tin box]
What are you doing?
Patient's last request. Toss some, you might feel better.
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