[about Mark & Susan] I wish you guys would just get married.
What?
You're perfect for each other. You almost went on a vacation together.
You knew about that?
Mark, everybody knew about that.
“No Brain, No Gain” · Season 3, Episode 7
In this episode: Mark Greene (4), Carol Hathaway (4), Doug Ross (1)
[Mark is hiding behind a cart, watching Susan talk to Dr. Morgenstern]
Mark, what are you doing?
You see what I see?
Susan's talking to Morgenstern. So what?
He's stroking himself, puffing out his chest, just like a Slender-Billed... something-or-other. She's giving him full-frontal neck.
What are you talking about?
You'd know if you were a nuthatch.
Mark, you okay?
She turned me down.
Susan?
Now I know why. Oh God, she's stroking her neck.
So?
So why doesn't she just bend over and shake her tail feathers right in his face?
She and Morgenstern are going out. I can handle that. What bothers me is that she didn't tell me.
If I were going out with Morgenstern, I wouldn't tell anybody.
You wanted to see me?
Yes I did... how many shifts do you work each week, four?
Yeah.
If we don't work the same shifts, we'll get along great.
Is this about that patient's father?
This is about your inability to respect my decisions.
Doctors disagree sometimes Doug, you can't take it personally.
It's entirely personal Mark, you've been on your moral high horse ever since I came in with Nadine Wilkes.
Well, what do you expect when you drag your dirty laundry through the door?
But it's not personal... right? Who are you kidding?
RRhonda
It was an honest mistake, a mix up.
It was the most incompetent, horrifying thing I've ever seen. And because you didn't ice the foot, they can't reattach it.
RRhonda
Please, don't write me up.
Are you kidding? If anyone deserves to be written up, it's you.
RRhonda
Alright. Go ahead. Do their dirty work for 'em. That's just what they want.
Whose dirty work?
RRhonda
[Closes the door] Hospital administration. I'm nine months away from getting my maximum pension and they're trying to force me out. That's why they keep floating me down here where I don't know what I'm doing.
You're right. You don't know what you're doing.
RRhonda
They want to get rid of people like me and replace 'em with cheaper, less experienced aides.
If they know the difference between a football and a foot, I'll take them.
RRhonda
I am not gonna let you put me through the humiliation of a review board. Not after 22 years.
Watch me.
RRhonda
[Snatches the write up] Don't bother. [Rips the form] I quit.
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