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E.R. · Season 3, Episode 7

Carol and Mark in “No Brain, No Gain”

[Mark is hiding behind a cart, watching Susan talk to Dr. Morgenstern]

Mark, what are you doing?

You see what I see?

Susan's talking to Morgenstern. So what?

He's stroking himself, puffing out his chest, just like a Slender-Billed... something-or-other. She's giving him full-frontal neck.

What are you talking about?

You'd know if you were a nuthatch.

Mark, you okay?

She turned me down.

Susan?

Now I know why. Oh God, she's stroking her neck.

So?

So why doesn't she just bend over and shake her tail feathers right in his face?

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