Rhonda and Carol in “No Brain, No Gain”

It was an honest mistake, a mix up.

Carol

It was the most incompetent, horrifying thing I've ever seen. And because you didn't ice the foot, they can't reattach it.

Please, don't write me up.

Carol

Are you kidding? If anyone deserves to be written up, it's you.

Alright. Go ahead. Do their dirty work for 'em. That's just what they want.

Carol

Whose dirty work?

[Closes the door] Hospital administration. I'm nine months away from getting my maximum pension and they're trying to force me out. That's why they keep floating me down here where I don't know what I'm doing.

Carol

You're right. You don't know what you're doing.

They want to get rid of people like me and replace 'em with cheaper, less experienced aides.

Carol

If they know the difference between a football and a foot, I'll take them.

I am not gonna let you put me through the humiliation of a review board. Not after 22 years.

Carol

Watch me.

[Snatches the write up] Don't bother. [Rips the form] I quit.