A character in Ellen
Played by Jeremy Piven
Ellen · 52 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Ellen: in 4 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Ellen Morgan (3), Joe (2)
Ellen, I know what you mean, I kinda miss Audrey too.
Really?
Yeah, it's kind of a drag not having her here. She does all the work I don't wanna do.
That would be all the work.
Well, yeah. It's like a nose hair. You hate it being there, but it hurts when you yank it out.
SpenceSee, then you should write for Hallmark.
There comes a point in your life when you just stop dreaming and you start doing.
SpenceWait, I thought you were never supposed to stop dreaming.
Don't confuse me, I know what I want now. And I've... I wanna take a shower.
SpenceI'm just saying: wait a week before you call, and then get her name slightly wrong, so you don't seem interested.
Better yet: I'll wait a year and spit on her when I see her.
You know, I'm maybe old fashioned but I don't think the woman should ever call.
That may not be practical on this case, Page.
Spence, you should check out this performance artist show, she has the whole thing in the nude.
SpenceWow, is it really good?
Spence, nude doesn't has to be good, nude just has to be nude.
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