Harold Morgan quotes from Ellen

Elli, I want you to have this sword. This has been in the Morgan family for years. Your great great grandfather used this sword in 1865, at the reenactment of the war of 1812.

We just sort of... fell out of love, I guess.

Ellen

So you fell out of love. You can fall back in love. It's like bell bottoms, wait 15 years it'll come back around again.

Honey, I wish there was some way we can make this easy for you, but we can't.

Ellen

This so out of nowhere. Put yourself in my shoes. What if I said something shocking to you like my whole life has been a lie, and I'm really... left-handed?

Oh God, you're a lefty?

Ellen

No I'm not...

Elli, maybe you should get yourself a roommate?

Ellen

Yeah, maybe I'll go to a roommate bar and try to get one.