I'm just saying: wait a week before you call, and then get her name slightly wrong, so you don't seem interested.
Better yet: I'll wait a year and spit on her when I see her.
PPage
You know, I'm maybe old fashioned but I don't think the woman should ever call.
That may not be practical on this case, Page.
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