[describing her missing Mexican Jumping bean] It looks like a regular bean but every now and then it bounces in a particularly disappointing way.
“Captain Lucidity” · Season 3
In this episode: Phil Stubbs (2), Ed Stevens (1), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Shirley Pifko (1)
[as president, in Ed's dream] Mr. Vice President, there is nothing more important than the day a boy becomes a man in the eyes of God.
[reliving high school, in Ed's dream] Can I put my collar down now?
[on his version of ebonics, in his dream] I'm just a white guy from Ohio, I'm doing the best I can here.
[as president, in Ed's dream] Say the word and I will Air Force One our asses to Cancun.
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