[introducing the Festival of Ducks] Quack, quack. That's all I got... beer's over there!
“Home Is Where the Ducks Are” · Season 1
In this episode: Ed Stevens (3), Phil Stubbs (2)
[passing out fliers in the park] Hey, you like sex? Come to the Festival of Ducks!
[to Kevin, about his score of 6 when challenged to show his bowling prowess] I got 60% - if a presidential candidate got 60%, it would be a landslide. I got a mandate, Shazzam!
With all due respect, sir, this is a full-assed bowlathon.
Jaspertown can kiss my Stuckeyvillian ass!
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