DuckTales · Season 2
[being dragged out of Scrooge's office] Give me a shot!
You got it!
[He points an antique shotgun into the air and fires a warning blast.]
465!
465 what?
Uh, shotgun pellets.
[dumbstruck] You counted them?
I... sort of have a knack for that.
Oh, yeah? Count this.
[He tosses a handful of coins into the air, then quickly catches them again.]
$1.78.
[looks] Amazing! To the penny! You're hired.
You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?
[on walkie-talkie] Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll.
Just make sure you don't roll into anything. [hears some noises over the walkie-talkie] What's all that racket?
Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
[hears people screaming] Why are people screaming?
Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
How far are you from the mountain I bought?
I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!
The Money Bin's full! Your frozen assets are now lukewarm.
Good, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
Dime? What dime?!
Oh, just an old shiny one.
In a glass case?!
Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
That was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot! Why else would it be in a case?!
Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
Get it back, now! Or you're FIRED! [phone explodes in Fenton's face]
I think he's mad.
Uh, hi! I'm your new neighbor! Could I borrow the proverbial cup of sugar?
Uh, well, uh, I don't have a proverbial cup. Will a tin one do?
Of course you know, this means a skirmish.
How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!
It's bad enough that Jack Frost is nipping at my nose without youse guys bloodyin' it!
It must be something you said; a secret word. Here goes - uh, "Ducks of Hazard." Uh, "now look what you've done!" ...Oh, blatherin' blatherskite! What could it be!?
[in disguise] Hi, Ma! It's me, Bermuda Beagle, back from being lost for 20 years in the Bermuda Triangle!
Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!
Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!
Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.
B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!
Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?
Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?
Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!
Uh, would you believe I was adopted?
Wakey-wakey. Hello, little boy. I'm the Tooth Fairy, and have I got a deal for you.
Uh, really?
Yes. If you give me that bag of dimes, I'll give you this bag of teeth.
Better hang onto those - I think you're gonna need 'em!
Announcing a dripping dunderhead, sir!
Oh, I've always wanted a pink Thunderduck! Let's borrow it... permanently!
If you don't like how I drive, get outta the hallway!
Burger, if you don't control that appetite, I'm going to lose control of the car! [Burger jumps out]
[ridiculous order, to a disguised GizmoDuck]
That'll be a large bag of dimes, please. [Burger hands over the stolen bag of dimes] Thanks, sucker!
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