Fenton Crackshell quotes from DuckTales

Scrooge

Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!

Fenton

That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!

Scrooge

Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!

Fenton

Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!

It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!

Fenton

Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?

Scrooge

What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!

I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.

Fenton

But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!

Scrooge

Fenton, you're a genuine genius!

Fenton

Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.

Scrooge

Fenton, don't you think it's time you went and called your friend? [winks repeatedly]

Fenton

I think I oughta call a doctor, looks like you got somethin' in your eye!