Huey quotes from DuckTales

Scrooge

[about re-hiring Duckworth] All in favor, say "yea!"

YAY!

Scrooge

The "yays" have it!

Oh, boys! Aren't you forgetting something?

Our teacher, Mrs. Quackenbush!

You didn't do your homework, boys- and you know how I hate that!

Whose idea was it not to do our homework?

Yours!

Whose idea was it to listen to my idea?

Scrooge

Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.

[come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge

Lads?

We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.

Scrooge

Leavin'?

Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?

Scrooge

Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...

We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge

Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.

Doofus

I was afraid you were a big banana!

Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!

[sticks his head out of the closet] Or the limo-monster.

Scrooge

[examining himself] Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?

It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are and is using them against us.

But who would know that much about us?

Uncle Scrooge!

Figured it out, did ya?! Well, my worst fears came true when I got YOU three little television-leaver-oners! I never wanted you here, but that no-good Donald dumped you on me. [tosses and breaks Donald's picture scaring the nephews] I've been doing all this to scare you out of my life!

B-but how could you do all those things?

I'm rich! I can do anything! [laughs evilly] And I'll be ever richer when you're out of here!

[crying] Uncle Scrooge!

Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore! [leaves]

Gee, she's nice. Do you think I made an impression?

What? When you knocked over the statue, or when you ran into the door?

All three.