Dewey quotes from DuckTales

Look! We know Unca Scrooge didn't steal that painting, right?

Yeah! He only likes little paintings of presidents. The ones on dollar bills.

[frustrated] Gadget man! Gadget man! That's all anyone thinks I am! "Do this, Mr. Gadget Man, do that, Mr. Gadget Man!" I'm not a machine! I just fix them!

I think we came at a bad time.

Hi, boys. What can I do for you three?

Uh… Nothing, Gyro. We just came by to say hi. [he and Dewey glare at Huey]

Yeah, hi!

Isn't that my automatic painting machine?

Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge

[waking up from his nightmare] Huh? What?

You were having a nightmare in the middle of the day!

Scrooge

Aye! And what a horrible, uh, daymare it was, darling.

What were you dreaming about, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge

Earthquakes. There was another one yesterday.

But none of them were anywhere near Duckburg.

Scrooge

They were in my dream, under my money bin, to be exact.

Aw, dreams don't mean anything, Uncle Scrooge, unless they come true.

Scrooge

Aye, and that's why I have Gyro Gearloose dreaming up some safety measures.

Scrooge

[about re-hiring Duckworth] All in favor, say "yea!"

YAY!

Scrooge

The "yays" have it!

Oh, boys! Aren't you forgetting something?

Our teacher, Mrs. Quackenbush!

You didn't do your homework, boys- and you know how I hate that!

Whose idea was it not to do our homework?

Yours!

Whose idea was it to listen to my idea?

Scrooge

Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.

[come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge

Lads?

We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.

Scrooge

Leavin'?

Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?

Scrooge

Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...

We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge

Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.

It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are and is using them against us.

But who would know that much about us?

Uncle Scrooge!

Figured it out, did ya?! Well, my worst fears came true when I got YOU three little television-leaver-oners! I never wanted you here, but that no-good Donald dumped you on me. [tosses and breaks Donald's picture scaring the nephews] I've been doing all this to scare you out of my life!

B-but how could you do all those things?

I'm rich! I can do anything! [laughs evilly] And I'll be ever richer when you're out of here!

[crying] Uncle Scrooge!

Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore! [leaves]