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Duckman · Season 1, Episode 1

Duckman and Cornfed in “I, Duckman”

Duckman

You hear that, Cornfed? I'm not special. Even my own killer doesn't think so.

Cornfed

[whacks his face] Get a hold of yourself, Duckman.

Duckman

It's true, Cornfed. I'm just like that bomber, I... I lost my identity when I lost my wife.

Cornfed

But you still have something he doesn't, remember?

Duckman

His chainsaw?

Cornfed

Your children. You're still the only father they have. That makes you special. No one else could've created the family that you did. [beat] I mean that in a good way.

Duckman

Oh, what's the point? Their own mother didn't think I was up to raising them, [slumps on Beatrice's gravestone] and maybe I'm not. Maybe that's why they ignore me. Beatrice made me a better person. Without her here to help, I'm... I'm just not a very good father.

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