“I don't get it. I break for animals...” – Duckman, Duckman ... TV Quotes Database

Eric T. DuckmanVoiced by Jason Alexander

I don't get it. I break for animals if they're big enough to dent my car. I don't pop any zits above the eye line. I treat others the way I'd like to be treated.

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