[hears doorbell; talking about Helen and Lula] Walter, she's here.
Ooh. [walks before the front door]
Who's here?
Helen, with her grandmother.
[Drake, Josh, and Megan groan]
Hey! Can we have a better attitude about this? We're doing a nice thing for a sweet old lady. [Lula breaks the door in]
Where's the bathroom?!
Did you just break our door in?!
I rang the doorbell, I waited 25 seconds, nobody came, what was I supposed to do?
Maybe ring the bell again.
[to Helen] Who's that boy with a big head that looks like a tooth pick with a cantaloupe on top? [Megan laughs and Josh give her a furious look]
What, are we gonna pretend that wasn't funny?
Lula, that's Josh, he works with me at the Premeire. [introduces everyone else] That's Drake, I prefer him. That's Megan, Ms. Parker (Audrey), and this is...[forgets who Walter is]
Walter!
And uh, what do we call you?
Lula. Where's the bathroom?
Right there through that door.
Well, thank you for finally giving me that information! [walks into bathroom and slams door]
Is she always so--?
Buh-bye! [goes away]
I can't believe that lady is staying in our guest room for a week.
She's not, she's staying in your room.
What?!
You're gonna stay in the boys' room.
What?!
This is an outrage!
Where are we gonna stay?
[to Drake and Josh] Your room is huge. The three of you will be fine for a week.
Aw, this is horrible.
It's not that bad.
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