GGoku
Well, can you imagine what it'd be like having 300 Bulmas to listen to?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Quiet. Listen... I promised that old goat I'd take some stupid walk with him around his island. Well, I just don't have time for that. I need you to change shape and take my place.
Rrrngh!
No arguing! You do it, or I'll say the "P" word!
Now you listen here, sister! Go ahead and do your worst, because I will not stoop that low! I do have some semblances of dignity left!
Okay. Have it your way, piggy.
All right, all right. I'll do it.
[to Bulma] You were a lot nicer when you were a carrot, you know.
That trap didn't work! Who designed that trap anyway?
MMai
It wasn't me, sire.
I want the name of the fool who designed it!
MMai
It was you.
[Yamcha pushes Bulma]
Ah! Why did you do that?
I thought you were a bat.
PPuar
Yamcha, why are your pants wet?
GGoku
It could be a trap!
Why would they set another trap for us if we're already trapped?
[to Bulma] I'll have you know I got my degree in torture, I am a certified master of torture!
[Bulma sees Pilaf's head on the TV screen]
What is that?
Not what, who!
[referring to Giant Pinball] You just had to open your big mouth!
[sarcastically] Yeah, like I knew it had an IQ.
You'd think he'd at least give us a last request.
Well, I have a last request. Oolong would you please shut up!?
I want the world's-
-most comfortable pair of ultra soft underwear!
[Goku starts transforming into the Great Ape]
Goku, this isn't funny!
I don't think he's joking.
GGoku
I think I'm gonna go to Master Roshi's and train like my grandpa did. I wanna get strong!
But Goku, you're the strongest kid I know!
GGoku
I know, but when I hit that castle it didn't even shake, so if someone else can come along and tear the whole thing down, I really need to go and train.
So who are you anyway, his pupil?
GGoku
Yeah, I'm Goku!
Hmm, doesn't seem that you like fighting.
GGoku
I like marsh mellows!
What's that gotta do with anything?
GGoku
Well I'm hungry, and your bald head looks like one.
What did you say? Didn't you know that everyone who's serious about martial arts shave their head? Look at Master Roshi, he shaves!
Nope, I'm naturally bald.
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