Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball

Krillin

So who are you anyway, his pupil?

Yeah, I'm Goku!

Krillin

Hmm, doesn't seem that you like fighting.

I like marsh mellows!

Krillin

What's that gotta do with anything?

Well I'm hungry, and your bald head looks like one.

Krillin

What did you say? Didn't you know that everyone who's serious about martial arts shave their head? Look at Master Roshi, he shaves!

Nope, I'm naturally bald.

Krillin

[while running to the house] Hello? Hello? Man at the door!

Huh? Where's the man?

Krillin

I'm the man, ma'am. And I need to borrow a pen. It's an emergency.

A pen?

Krillin

Yes, please.

[while proving that the stone has the kanji written by Krillin, and throws it at his head] Nice try, lame-o! But it is not my handwriting! Now get out!

Krillin

[runs out of the house] Sorry!

That's not a lap, Krillin! You forgot to touch the other side of the shore!

Krillin

Are you kidding me?!

Krillin

Who's the stink bucket?

Yamcha

That's Bacterian, he's got Herculian strength but that comes second to his offensive odor, they say he's never taken a bath since the day he was born! His opponents can only fight with one hand because the other one has to hold their nose, he takes advantage of this to win!

Krillin

I looked through every bathroom stall in a seven mile radius!

Yamcha

Where is he?

Have you tried the lady's room?

We can always use Krillin's bald head as a flashlight

Krillin

Funny Bulma.

Krillin

Can't you see we're desperate? You're the only one here who can give us guidance.

Alright. There is one thing I can tell you. You boys will never be a match for Goku unless you change your routine!

Krillin

Don't worry. We're a team. If things get too bad, we'll take out Junior together!

Piccolo

Hahaha! Good one! Your friends are so loyal...and foolish. A bunch of inept weaklings coming to the rescue of their idol, I'd pay a zenny to see that!