Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball

Hey, watcha doin'? I wouldn't do that if I were you...

If the Dragonball is in that little car, how come my dragon radar couldn't detect it?

Where is your tail? [Searching for tail in Bulma's butt]

You little freak! What do you think you are doing!

Hey, what's that horrible smell? [pinches her nose] Ugh, you need a bath, Goku!

Uh... what's a bath?

Oh, kid! I can't believe you're asking! Come on, let me show you.

Goku, why do you have a tail growing?

Well I don't really know why I just know all boys have 'em.

Have you forgotten the code, Master? Please, that's wrong. Dead wrong!

Oh, hush up, will you? Can't a master take a break from training, and have a little fun?!

Now I understand why you couldn't ride your cloud...

Bite your tongue!

This is so embarassing... I can't believe I'm doing this. [lifts up her gown and shows herself to Roshi]

Man, I never thought things ever go this well! We really need 3 more Dragon Balls. I guess it was meant to be, kiddo. [Bulma enters the house]

Ah, wow! I wish my grandpa could see me now! [hears Bulma screaming that her panties was in the house, and gets off Nimbus] Hold on, Bulma! I'm coming! [enters the house] What's going on in here? What's wrong?

[while holding her panties in her hand, feeling scared] M-My underwear was here on the floor... I'm afraid to look... [feels herself if she has been wearing her panties] They're not there! [Bulma feels embarrassed] Oh, that means on that beach, that old man... Oh boy...

Oh, is that all? Well, that's okay, Bulma. That's where I put them.

What are you talking about?

After I took 'em off this morning.

Are you saying that you took my underwear off while I was sleeping this morning? Huh?

I sure did.

[shows Goku a pair of panties in her hands] These underwear?!

Yup. They're the ones! [sees Bulma set up the MAC-11] What are you doing, Bulma? [Bulma uses the MAC-11 on Goku]

Quiet. Listen... I promised that old goat I'd take some stupid walk with him around his island. Well, I just don't have time for that. I need you to change shape and take my place.

Oolong

Rrrngh!

No arguing! You do it, or I'll say the "P" word!

Oolong

Now you listen here, sister! Go ahead and do your worst, because I will not stoop that low! I do have some semblances of dignity left!

Okay. Have it your way, piggy.

Oolong

All right, all right. I'll do it.

Ah! Why did you do that?

Yamcha

I thought you were a bat.

What is that?

Not what, who!

[referring to Giant Pinball] You just had to open your big mouth!

Oolong

[sarcastically] Yeah, like I knew it had an IQ.

Oolong

You'd think he'd at least give us a last request.

Well, I have a last request. Oolong would you please shut up!?

Goku, this isn't funny!

Yamcha

I don't think he's joking.

I think I'm gonna go to Master Roshi's and train like my grandpa did. I wanna get strong!

But Goku, you're the strongest kid I know!

I know, but when I hit that castle it didn't even shake, so if someone else can come along and tear the whole thing down, I really need to go and train.

Krillin

I looked through every bathroom stall in a seven mile radius!

Yamcha

Where is he?

Have you tried the lady's room?