Roshi quotes from Dragon Ball

[referring to Goku] He may very well be stronger than me now.

When one little boy can cripple a deadly empire with its superior firepower and resources, I not only think the word invincible applies, I think he defines it!

Have you forgotten the code, Master? Please, that's wrong. Dead wrong!

Oh, hush up, will you? Can't a master take a break from training, and have a little fun?!

Now I understand why you couldn't ride your cloud...

Bite your tongue!

This is so embarassing... I can't believe I'm doing this. [lifts up her gown and shows herself to Roshi]

Krillin

So who are you anyway, his pupil?

Yeah, I'm Goku!

Krillin

Hmm, doesn't seem that you like fighting.

I like marsh mellows!

Krillin

What's that gotta do with anything?

Well I'm hungry, and your bald head looks like one.

Krillin

What did you say? Didn't you know that everyone who's serious about martial arts shave their head? Look at Master Roshi, he shaves!

Nope, I'm naturally bald.

[while proving that the stone has the kanji written by Krillin, and throws it at his head] Nice try, lame-o! But it is not my handwriting! Now get out!

Krillin

[runs out of the house] Sorry!

That's not a lap, Krillin! You forgot to touch the other side of the shore!

Krillin

Are you kidding me?!

Can I have another bowl, please? [everyone face faults]

I think you've had enough for one day.

Yeah, you're right. I probably should save room for some dessert. [everyone face faults again]

Tear the house apart! I want those Dragonballs!

And I can see why. You're obviously lacking in the ball department.

Quick, untie me!

This rope is so tight.

There's a new invention, it's called a knife!

His name may sound funny, but, I can assure you, there's nothing humorous about that savage beast. With him came darkness and chaos. His minions of terror wreaked havoc upon the land, destroying all in their path with indiscriminate fury. No one knew what they wanted or why they had come. But they were here; laughing as our world crumbled around them. Piccolo and his army destroyed one city after another with little opposition - except for one temple. It was in this secluded sanctuary the beast faced a meager, but determined, school of martial artists. As the horde invaded the temple, the young fighters banded together for a final assault. Though hopelessly outnumbered, they were united. And with their combined strength, they offered a formidable defense. Many demons fell that day and alongside them - even more great men. When the battle was over, only two of the warriors were left standing: Myself and Crane Hermit. Unfortunately, the skirmish had barely made a dent in Piccolo's forces. Desperate and out of time, we concentrated our energy into a shield that absorbed the enemy fire. And, with a breath of luck, reflected it back at them. One bright light. That's all I remember. But somehow, it worked. The horde was vanquished. It was finally over, or so we thought. Apparently, the monsters were just an opening act for King Piccolo himself. We barely got a glimpse of his ugly mug before he dismissed us with a wave of his hand. Against his might were but rag dolls caught in a storm. Shin and I were young and in our prime. We gave everything we had and still King Piccolo prevailed. All those lives lost and we didn't lay a scratch on him. He was immune to everyone, even Mutaito.

Who's Mutaito?

He was my master.

Krillin

Can't you see we're desperate? You're the only one here who can give us guidance.

Alright. There is one thing I can tell you. You boys will never be a match for Goku unless you change your routine!

Master, did you remember to bring my uniform along?

No, young man. Your old uniform no longer suits you, both in size and stature. You've all surpassed my lessons. What you wear, is your own. It's up to you now.