Oolong quotes from Dragon Ball

Oolong

If that little imp catches me up here, he's sure to squeal to Bulma, and fry my bacon GOOD!

Oolong

She's a girl and we're guys. And we're gonna wanna wish for some guy things, like a harem, with 300 girls!

Oolong

How's that kid?

Oolong

[to Bulma] You were a lot nicer when you were a carrot, you know.

Oolong

Why did you do that?!

...But I didn't do anything.

Oolong

My pig appeal gets them every time.

You're appealing barbequed.

Oolong

Don't ever mention barbeque around me again! Getting skewered is no laughing matter among us pigs!

Quiet. Listen... I promised that old goat I'd take some stupid walk with him around his island. Well, I just don't have time for that. I need you to change shape and take my place.

Oolong

Rrrngh!

No arguing! You do it, or I'll say the "P" word!

Oolong

Now you listen here, sister! Go ahead and do your worst, because I will not stoop that low! I do have some semblances of dignity left!

Okay. Have it your way, piggy.

Oolong

All right, all right. I'll do it.

[referring to Giant Pinball] You just had to open your big mouth!

Oolong

[sarcastically] Yeah, like I knew it had an IQ.

Oolong

You'd think he'd at least give us a last request.

Well, I have a last request. Oolong would you please shut up!?

I want the world's-

Oolong

-most comfortable pair of ultra soft underwear!

Why did you bring flowers to a battle any way?

Oolong

Because it's not a battle, it's a funeral.