Goku quotes from Dragon Ball

Hey! It looks like now is a good time to do a little tail fishing!

Golly. Why would you want to have 300 girls?

Well, can you imagine what it'd be like having 300 Bulmas to listen to?

[thinking] Why can't I drink the milk?

Focus your mind and you won't smell him. Just focus. Krillin! You don't even have a nose!

No wonder the fish is so sad, all he can see is blue!

Hey wait, something about you is different!

My brain hurts when I think too much.

[to Piccolo] I told you your size doesn't matter. The only thing it does for you is make you a bigger target.

Where is your tail? [Searching for tail in Bulma's butt]

You little freak! What do you think you are doing!

Hey, what's that horrible smell? [pinches her nose] Ugh, you need a bath, Goku!

Uh... what's a bath?

Oh, kid! I can't believe you're asking! Come on, let me show you.

Goku, why do you have a tail growing?

Well I don't really know why I just know all boys have 'em.

to Turtle: Gosh! Are woman like this where you come from?

No, most have tails.

Man, I never thought things ever go this well! We really need 3 more Dragon Balls. I guess it was meant to be, kiddo. [Bulma enters the house]

Ah, wow! I wish my grandpa could see me now! [hears Bulma screaming that her panties was in the house, and gets off Nimbus] Hold on, Bulma! I'm coming! [enters the house] What's going on in here? What's wrong?

[while holding her panties in her hand, feeling scared] M-My underwear was here on the floor... I'm afraid to look... [feels herself if she has been wearing her panties] They're not there! [Bulma feels embarrassed] Oh, that means on that beach, that old man... Oh boy...

Oh, is that all? Well, that's okay, Bulma. That's where I put them.

What are you talking about?

After I took 'em off this morning.

Are you saying that you took my underwear off while I was sleeping this morning? Huh?

I sure did.

[shows Goku a pair of panties in her hands] These underwear?!

Yup. They're the ones! [sees Bulma set up the MAC-11] What are you doing, Bulma? [Bulma uses the MAC-11 on Goku]

Oolong

Why did you do that?!

...But I didn't do anything.