Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball

Wow, look at that lady. She's beautiful!

That's a statue, Goku.

Gosh, how sad... These girls must be poor... They can't afford clothes...

[while very angry] Those girls are not poor kid!

They're not?

No, sir! Now gimme that! [snatches a magazine from Goku's hands] Isn't there a man on this whole planet with a shred of... decency?! Men are animals! [tearing up all the magazines]

Bulma?

What?!

I'm going to get that Dragon Ball. Be right back!

We can always use Krillin's bald head as a flashlight

Krillin

Funny Bulma.

[tied up] What is this stuff?

Are you playing a game?

Yeah it's called staying alive!

Where did you get the blue rope from?

Why did you bring flowers to a battle any way?

Oolong

Because it's not a battle, it's a funeral.

His name may sound funny, but, I can assure you, there's nothing humorous about that savage beast. With him came darkness and chaos. His minions of terror wreaked havoc upon the land, destroying all in their path with indiscriminate fury. No one knew what they wanted or why they had come. But they were here; laughing as our world crumbled around them. Piccolo and his army destroyed one city after another with little opposition - except for one temple. It was in this secluded sanctuary the beast faced a meager, but determined, school of martial artists. As the horde invaded the temple, the young fighters banded together for a final assault. Though hopelessly outnumbered, they were united. And with their combined strength, they offered a formidable defense. Many demons fell that day and alongside them - even more great men. When the battle was over, only two of the warriors were left standing: Myself and Crane Hermit. Unfortunately, the skirmish had barely made a dent in Piccolo's forces. Desperate and out of time, we concentrated our energy into a shield that absorbed the enemy fire. And, with a breath of luck, reflected it back at them. One bright light. That's all I remember. But somehow, it worked. The horde was vanquished. It was finally over, or so we thought. Apparently, the monsters were just an opening act for King Piccolo himself. We barely got a glimpse of his ugly mug before he dismissed us with a wave of his hand. Against his might were but rag dolls caught in a storm. Shin and I were young and in our prime. We gave everything we had and still King Piccolo prevailed. All those lives lost and we didn't lay a scratch on him. He was immune to everyone, even Mutaito.

Who's Mutaito?

He was my master.

We thought you'd been destroyed, Mr. Dragon!

Kami saw that Goku's purpose was noble and so he chose to resurrect me.

Where is Goku?

Kami has chosen Goku for an important task. He is now training at the Lookout. You will see him again at the next tournament.

Funny, I remember you being a lot taller.

And you used to be much shorter!

Bulma, your lips are bleeding.

That's lipstick, you idiot! Oh...it really is Goku!