Goku quotes from Dragon Ball

Oolong

My pig appeal gets them every time.

You're appealing barbequed.

Oolong

Don't ever mention barbeque around me again! Getting skewered is no laughing matter among us pigs!

It could be a trap!

Yamcha

Why would they set another trap for us if we're already trapped?

I think I'm gonna go to Master Roshi's and train like my grandpa did. I wanna get strong!

But Goku, you're the strongest kid I know!

I know, but when I hit that castle it didn't even shake, so if someone else can come along and tear the whole thing down, I really need to go and train.

Krillin

So who are you anyway, his pupil?

Yeah, I'm Goku!

Krillin

Hmm, doesn't seem that you like fighting.

I like marsh mellows!

Krillin

What's that gotta do with anything?

Well I'm hungry, and your bald head looks like one.

Krillin

What did you say? Didn't you know that everyone who's serious about martial arts shave their head? Look at Master Roshi, he shaves!

Nope, I'm naturally bald.

[to Goku] What are you doing in my bed, you pervert?!

We slept here, sir. We only got two blankets...

Lame excuses, you little hedgehog! [trying to shoot Goku with a gun]

This will be single elimination, in a full regulation sized arena. You lose if you fall outside of the ring, stay down for ten counts, or give up. But poking in the eyes or hitting in the private parts are not allowed!

What parts are private?

You know what I mean, it's the thing that makes us boys!

Can I have another bowl, please? [everyone face faults]

I think you've had enough for one day.

Yeah, you're right. I probably should save room for some dessert. [everyone face faults again]

Ah, so you are a boy!

Yes, I am.

Sometimes it's hard to tell.

Just so you know, the people in my village greet each other by shaking hands.

Goku! What about the Wedding?

I'll be back; I'll try some of that next time! Goodbye!

Goku!

See ya later, Chi-Chi!

Goku! Wedding is not a food!

Tag you're it.

What's the matter with you, are you crazy?! Just look at my tongue! Look what you did to me you savage monkey boy! Grr! That was a dirty trick! Grr! But, don't worry, I'll pay you back.

Wow, look at that lady. She's beautiful!

That's a statue, Goku.

Gosh, how sad... These girls must be poor... They can't afford clothes...

[while very angry] Those girls are not poor kid!

They're not?

No, sir! Now gimme that! [snatches a magazine from Goku's hands] Isn't there a man on this whole planet with a shred of... decency?! Men are animals! [tearing up all the magazines]

Bulma?

What?!

I'm going to get that Dragon Ball. Be right back!

Quick, untie me!

This rope is so tight.

There's a new invention, it's called a knife!

You can't leave yet, Grandpa!

Heh heh heh. Saying goodbye is never easy, Goku. But it is a necessary step before we can say hello again. And we will, I promise.

Pinky swear.

But it's not polite to swear.