Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
Mister Satan...how is it?
Huh?
Your dreadful stomach virus...how is it?
You know, just because I don't scream and whine about it all the time like a little sissy...doesn't mean that it still isn't threatening my life!
Oh, well of course not.
A stomach pain like this would've killed any normal man. I'm the only guy in the world with the strength to bare it!
You know we can't keep filming...when we're torn into little pieces.
Yes, good point. What do ya say we get on out of here...our fans'll understand.
Maestro Satan, can we go with them?
Go if you want, but a true champion never runs from danger.
So you're going to stay here?
You bet. First I'll go to the hospital to fix my stomach of course. But then I'll return. Now, I am off to the doctor's so I can come back and win.
I thought you would be eager to help the planet. You are its greatest champion, are you not?
Mister Satan is the world champion of mankind, and that doesn't include monsters like you and Cell. You got it!?
Hey, shut up! They might be monsters but I can crush them all with one hand!
[to Cell Juniors] Hey! Hurry up now! First one with a kill wins a prize!
Gohan... let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach. Cell is such a being. I know how you feel, Gohan. You are gentle, you do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learned these feelings, but it is because you cherish life that you must protect it...
Uh. This sentimental downpour is killing me. It's so nice of you to help, 16. But I plan on doing this my way.
Please, drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. You have the strength. My scanner sensed it. Just.... let it go... [Cell stomps his foot down on what remained of Android 16's head, killing him]
Yet another fighter...you could have saved.
16, you loved life. You gave everything up to save it. And you were just an Android. I let you die...I can't do that...I won't watch anymore. I...I feel it slipping. And I won't watch this anymore! [Gohan erupts with rage]
You are making the same mistake Trunks did, boy. Don't think you can beat me just by powering up.
[to Cell] I can never forgive you for what you've done.
Oh my brave little warrior. He's too young to be fighting. He should be at home studying. But no, he had to listen to his father instead of me.
Hey! Your son Gohan is no longer a baby! Why, he's transcended Goku and now he's become an honorable Saiyan warrior. If you haven't figured it out by now, both your husband and your son are battling to save an entire planet! And without them, we have nothing! Oh sure, I wish it was me instead of him, but Gohan is the only hope we have left!
No one's watching me! Don't they realize that I'm the real star of this show!? I'm the one who threw that guy's head over there! This is all because of me!
After all the time we spent trying to kill these things, he does it in one blow!
[to a Cell Junior, right before slicing him in half] I said before, I could never forgive you!
Hey, let's get out of here Pirozhki. I'll simply die if I lose any more teeth!
[to himself] No! This is maddening! It's bad enough that Kakarot has surpassed me in power, but now his son has too!?
Don't get too confident, for I have yet to show you young warrior what I'm truly capable of. But you will see soon enough.
Can it.
Huh!? Ah, a cheeky one. Well then, let's see how you fare against me when I fight at full strength!
[after charging up to his maximum] So kid, are you impressed by what you see?
Is that all you've got?
[after Cell is easily pummeled by Gohan, he begins to choke] He only...had two punches that made contact...so why am I so....so damaged?
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