Dragon Ball Z quotes

I've never met a sentimental Saiyan before. It'll be your downfall.

Well, if having feelings is a weakness, why am I the only Saiyan left?

I was thinking and something just occurred to me. Yes, makes sense. You are the one who defeated the Ginyu Force, not Vegeta. Yes, you killed Captain Ginyu.

That's right. Well, not killed. Changed. He was blue. Now he's green.

[after knocking Goku into the water] Ah. Flushed down the sewer like the little rat that he is.

Well, I've got to hand it to you. You're the first one who's ever hurt me besides my loving parents that is. Hm. It's been so long since I felt pain. It's such a strange sensation. What a rare case he is.

Man, is he ticked! I wouldn't wanna be me right now, but I don't have a choice.

[while bouncing Goku around in a fiery burst] Now for the final swat. This game's over when you hear the bang!

You fiend!

Don't try to flatter me.

I have a little proposition, I'd like to ask you in my native language.

I'm listening.

Aloevi vi vivial. It means lets get down to business. No more sandbagging. What do ya say?

Sounds good. Sure.

So, this must be the place.

Yes, this will make a fine site for your grave. It's perfect. Now, would you prefer cremation or burial? Daisies or chrysanthemums?

Whatever. You pick. I trust ya.

For that, I'm going to give you a little break. I know. I...I'll fight without using my hands, well how does that grab you?

That's your call.

Fine then. This way I won't break my nails. Alright?

It's up to you. But I don't recommend it.

You're too cocky. If you think I need to use my hands to beat you, I don't want you to die believing that you ever really had a chance to win.

Okay, I'm not gonna argue with ya. Shoot.

Very well, then. No hands it is.

[while smacking Goku with his tail] Fool! I made you look! You dirty crook! You stole your mother's pocketbook! And one more for the road!

[after grabbing Frieza by his tail] Man, when's the last time you had a bath? [Frieza turns to look at him] Yeah, no foolin'. Woo, it's downright unpleasant back here.

First you grab my tail and then you insult me. You're going to pay dearly for this.

[to the Ginyu frog] Did I mention to you that I'm a genius? Yup, I'm not just another pretty face. You know, I'm almost as smart as I am beautiful. It's scary.

[while choking Goku with his tail] Oh my, what's the matter, big guy? Did you expect a fairy tale ending? Well, don't lose your head over it. You can't always have it your way. Aha ha ha ha ha...

I really hate to break this to you, but I've been holding back the lion share of my power for the sake of amusement, but now I'm going to end this fight. But before I do, I'd like to make you an offer.

I'm listening.

Join me. You have so much potential, it would be a pity to see it snuffed out and gone to waste. What 'dya say?

I can't do it. Sorry. See, I have this nasty habit of following my heart.

Hm...and what does that get you? With me, you would live like a God. Yes, you could have anything. Or not, you could choose to suffer and die. Your call.

No way. I have everything that a man could want.

Oh my. You are so naive. You know nothing of the pleasures of this universe. Any desire that you have could be instantly fulfilled. But have it your way. Die if you must. But allow me to let you in on a little secret.

Huh? What's that?

Well, I haven't even begun to use my real power yet.

Yeah well I have some reserved myself.

Yes, I know. Five. Five times what you've displayed, ten at the very most. But I...I've only used one percent of my power.

Huh? What? Uh...no way! You're bluffing. It's just not possible.

Don't be glum. You should actually be flattered. I've never had to summon this much of my power to defeat someone. Fifty percent of my maximum. That's all that's required for this.

You're choosing to die instead of joining me? It's a real shame. Heh heh heh heh heh. You Saiyans are really something else. So proud. So obstinate. You're just like Vegeta and Vegeta's father and that radical Bardock. You're all alike. Too stubborn to recognize a good deal. Just like moths, rushing into a flame to die. But what can I do, you leave me no other choice. We could have been so good together.

[to Goku] Has it become clear to you yet? You never had a chance. I only let you think you did.

Captain Ginyu

[while in Bulma's body, about Frieza pounding Goku] Incredible. Now that's what I call speed. I can't believe that I have the privilege of watching this fight. This is monumental, what a matchup. Gosh, this is the greatest battle ever, and here I am to witness it.

Bulma...I know the fight is a big deal and all, but it's really not a time to celebrate.

Krillin

Bulma...Goku's not faring too well at the moment.

Captain Ginyu

[Ginyu smacks Krillin back] Oopsie.

Krillin

Ow.

Captain Ginyu

Do me a favor. After the fight's over, remind me to kill you guys!

Krillin

Huh?

Huh?

Captain Ginyu

Oh...heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Krillin

Well, if she's threatening us, I guess that means she's back to normal. Eh...