[about Piccolo] He's even a bigger fool than I if he really believes he can take on Frieza by himself. But then again, I'm not that stupid to tell 'im not to try.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Frieza] Well, I'm sure you're wondering, how I can anticipate your every move, right horn-boy?
What do we do now?
Don't worry Gohan! It's just like they say! It ain't over till the fat lady sings!
Well, I'd say she just hummed a few bars.
Well, it looks like the tables have turned again my friend, and this time for the last time. So, are you ready for a taste of your demise? Because it's coming up right now.
[while holding Frieza in a bear hug and piledriving him into the ground] Oh, by the way you cow-headed clown, I'm only getting warmed up!
[to himself, when Frieza is about to transform again] You know, it's times like this I think to myself, why didn't I just become a shoe salesman?
[after transforming] So, tell me...how do I look? I may not win any beauty contest but I'll beat your tail.
You? Disgusting.
[about Gohan] Strange. Where did the little one get all his power? That kid's stronger than any Saiyan I've ever fought. Hmm...I better keep my eye on that one. I wonder who he is. I'm sure I eliminated all the Saiyans except for Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz twenty years ago. How'd he survive? Neither one of those misfits could possibly be his father. No matter. In the end, they all must be exponged anyway.
The time is now. I must crush these miserable Saiyans...because they're like pesky insects. Once you let them get a foothold, they can be hard to wipe out. Best eliminate them now, before they gain momentum.
No, I'm not ready!
My dear, dear friend. Who is ever ready to meet their final fate, hmm? Now feast your eyes on my ultimate transformation.
Come here, kid! You've gotta help me! If you know what's good for you, you will! You understand?
But I can't help you!
What are you saying? I know you can help! I've seen you heal other people!
I can only heal those who have a good heart. You...your heart is black from the people you've hurt.
Why...you little...unless you heal me you little brat, Frieza's going to wipe us all out!
Sorry, I can't!
Hey, come on! I don't have time for your stupid moral dilemma, kid!
[about Frieza] In my wildest dreams, I've never seen anything so powerful...I wonder what it will look like.
I'll bet it's the most hideous, ugly, repulsive creature in the universe.
[after Frieza kills Dende with his death beam] What happened?
No! No!
Dende! No, it can't be! It just can't be!
Frieza, you monster!
That's one down, and I didn't even break a sweat.
No, Dende!
Now, it's time to pull back the curtain and let the third and final act begin.
Well, well. You certainly surprise me with your newfound force.
And I'm just warming up, you clown. What you just witnessed was only the beginning of my power. If you had one of your stupid scouters here, you'd realize my true potential and you'd run like the coward you really are. No matter. A Saiyan loves a good fight. And you'll discover my powers soon enough. So lets stop talking and cut to the chase. This time, you're going down. What's the matter? Is your brain another one of your weak and underused muscles?
Very well, you've had your fun, but I really do feel sorry for you now, because now you have to back up your delusional, pathetic taunts, Super Saiyan.
Shut up!
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