Majin Buu quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Majin Buu

Me big mad. Which guy hit Buu?

Vegeta

[to Piccolo] Take the two boys as far away from here as possible. Go now.

Piccolo

Of course.

Vegeta

It's time. Hurry.

Piccolo

You'll die. You know that.

Vegeta

There is one thing I'd like to know. Tell me...will I meet that clown Kakarot in the Other World?

Piccolo

I'm not going to lie to you, Vegeta. Although the answer may be difficult for you to hear. This is the truth. Goku devoted his life to protecting the lives of others. Because of his selflessness...when he died...he was allowed to keep his body...and travel to King Kai's planet. You, on the other hand, have spent your life in pursuit of your own selfish desires. You've caused too much pain. When you die, you will not receive the same reward.

Vegeta

Oh well. So be it. [Majin Buu is coming closer] That will be all. Get out of here. And hurry.

Vegeta

You are a fool. I am going to crush you. And throw you into the wind.

Majin Buu

Huh?

Vegeta

[to himself] Trunks, Bulma...I do this for you. And yes, even for you Kakarot! [Vegeta erupts with rage, exploding and killing himself in order to obliterate Majin Buu]

[Babidi is torn apart and dying] Majin Buu! Help me! Please!

Majin Buu

Uh oh. You stuck in hole! Hee hee.

You fool! Of course I'm stuck! I only have one arm left and not a leg to speak of!

Majin Buu

Hmm...Buu no help. Buu no can help.

What are you talking about!? I know darn well that you can help me! Now do it!

Majin Buu

Oh! You do first! What happened!? You tell!

What does it matter? Just hurry up and help me, lamebrain! It's not important!

Majin Buu

Yes, yes! Buu want to know now! You tell now! Tell now! Tell now!

Majin Buu! Will you be quiet!? Just get me back to normal!

Majin Buu

Back to normal!? Back to normal!? No! Never normal! Never normal! Can't go back! Can't go back!

Hurry up, Majin Buu! Do you realize what will happen if I die!? If I'm gone, no one will be left to set you free if you get sealed up again!

Majin Buu

Hee hee hee hoo hoo...?

Ah, at last! It looks like I've finally penetrated that rubber head of yours! Grr...now fix me up before I keel over and die!

Snap out of it, you big baby! What's the matter with you!?

Majin Buu

[whining] Buu still hungry.

All those sweets are just empty calories. I've got something more satisfying.

Majin Buu

Aah...what Buu want for eat!? Hmmm...oh, Buu eat too much cake...oh yes...yes! Buu want candy! [Buu fires his ray, turning all the inhabitants of a city into candy and eats them all] Aah...

This is but a small taste of what will happen if you don't surrender. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey! Do you want to go back inside your ball for another million years!?

Majin Buu

Buu stuck back in ball, you go bye bye! He gonna make ya dead!

[to himself] Oh, that's the problem with cronies. No matter how dumb they start off...they all end up trying to think for themselves.

[Goku changes to a Super Saiyan] This is a Super Saiyan. And this... [after becoming an ascended Super Saiyan] ...this is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan two.

Majin Buu

Uhuh Uhuh...

Ho hum. What a useless transformation. You've changed your hair. So what?

Majin Buu

[to Goku, after Goku turns into a Super Saiyan three] Buu not scared. Big hair make you big funny.

Yes, I'm inclined to agree. This super three-whatever you said...it's ridiculous. Majin Buu...I think our friend's in need of a haircut.

Majin Buu

Buu have fun play with you. You strong.

Thanks. So are you.

Buu...I'm a man of courtesy, as well as strength. So I've got to tell you that I'm quite impressed by your fighting techniques. I've fought beings from beyond nameless galaxies and you by far are the best.

Majin Buu

Thank you.

Majin Buu

[after Goku changes back to a regular Saiyan] Hey! Why you go back to normal!? You and me not fight no more!? Buu have fun!

Well, I had a lot of fun, too. But unfortunately, I have some place to be...and time won't allow me to play with you all day, Majin Buu. It's time for me to say goodbye.

Majin Buu

Mister Babidi?

Wha...what is it?

Majin Buu

Buu have a better idea.

You're actually having an idea! Doesn't that sound like a great trip. Okay then, why don't you tell me what you've come up with in that walnut-sized brain of yours!

Majin Buu

[Buu gets close to Babidi] Buu have a great idea.

You said that already. Just cough it up so we can get on with the serious stuff.

Majin Buu

Oohh...heh heh heh heh heh. [Majin Buu grabs Babidi by his neck] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Majin Buu

Ha ha! Now you no talk! Now no more could say words to seal Buu back up in ball! No no no! [Babidi is now choking]

Majin Buu

Hello girl! You think Buu sexy?

[afraid] Ah! Yes...uh...I think you're very, very sexy!

Majin Buu

Yay! Then give Buu smooch! [Buu tries to kiss the girl]

Aah!

Majin Buu

Why you teasing Buu!?

Aah!

Majin Buu

You play with Buu feelings! [Majin Buu sees a magazine next to the girl] Hmmm...what this!? [Majin Buu picks up the magazine and looks at snapshots of men] So Earth girls like boys pretty like this, huh? How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!? Ahh, Buu know! [Buu warps his face to look like an attractive male] Baby! [Buu tries to kiss the girl again]

Aah! Get away!

Majin Buu

You girls don't know what you want! How do you like candy!?

Aah! [Majin Buu turns the girl into a piece of candy and eats her]

Majin Buu

Umm...umm...umm...ah! Yes, yes! Very nice. Buu like girls. Buu so great! Now, do a flip! Ha ha!

Majin Buu

[after he heals a blind boy] Is Buu hideous?

Gosh, I don't know Buu. You're the first person I've ever seen. But hey, I know you're beautiful on the inside.

Majin Buu

Oh. Ha ha ha ha. Buu like you. Buu like you.

If you're looking for the guy who just turned you into a doughnut, that would be me. Hello. You're going to wish that we never met!

Majin Buu

Buu no wish! Buu make boy dead!

No no no. Boy make Buu dead. Yes yes.