GokuI'm not dressing up like a girl! I tried that before, it didn't work!
What? Fine! Liar! When!?
GokuWhen I was a kid.
Great, you have experience!
A character in Dragon Ball GT
Voiced by Masako Nozawa
Dragon Ball GT · 332 quotes
Most-quoted character in Dragon Ball GT: in 142 of its 332 quotes
Most scenes with: Pan (37), Baby (21), Trunks (19)
GokuI'm not dressing up like a girl! I tried that before, it didn't work!
What? Fine! Liar! When!?
GokuWhen I was a kid.
Great, you have experience!
GokuIt might work, but this disguise won't. I look absolutely ridiculous.
Hmmm...you're right. You look like a total idiot grandpa.
GokuI never said I look like an idiot. That's harsh.
Goku(after Pan and Goku dress Trunks up like a woman) Ha ha ha ha ha. Don't take it so hard! You actually look pretty good.
Your skirt matches your hair. That's a nice touch. We just need to jazz up your hair a little bit, add some makeup, and you'll be the cutest pretend bride in the whole village.
What!? Forget it!
Make up your mind! Do you wanna save the Earth or not!?
I guess...
(after Goku strips naked) People grow up you know, even though you never seem to!
GokuWell, I don't wanna grow up if it means swimming with your clothes on.
It is our understanding that you possess another Dragon Ball that you are hiding from us.
Yeah. So hand it over quick, or else.
What!?
Is this a joke!? Why don't you try returning the Dragon Ball that you already stole from us!
Since you refuse to listen to our demands, we have no choice! I am Bon Para! (Bon Para, Son Para, and Don Para begin posing)
Don Para!
Son Para!
We're here to get busy! Prepare to face the rhythmic Para Para Brothers!
Uhh...
GokuUh...uh....
Para Para Brothers?
(while break dancing) Uh! Ha! Shake it! Don't forget to smile! Don't forget to smile! What! Now shake it! Shake it, right! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para!
(same time as Bon Para) Bon Papa!
Respect the beat!
GokuWhy in the world are those guys dancing for us?
(murmuring) I dunno...
Yeah...this is...messed up.
They have no...style.
Spin it right! Spin it left! This crazy beat gonna make you deaf! Shake it! Now shake it! Tricky!
Raise the cave! Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra raise!
We're gonna lay this one down real thick like whole milk!
Pa!
(Giru is dancing) Bon Papa! Bon Papa!
Giru, what do you think you're doing?
Slave to the boogie! Slave to the boogie!
(Pan starts to dance) What's happening to me!?
GokuAre you okay?
What the-? Uh! (Trunks starts to dance)
GokuUh...guys!? (Goku starts to dance) Wait! I can't- I can't stop!
My arms started moving all by themselves!
I don't wanna do this stupid dance! I look like an idiot!
Right, left. Right, left. Right, left. Right.
Right, left. Right, left. Smile!
Our beats are smooth, our rhymes are tight! Follow our lead, don't try to fight!
Right foot! I'm saying it now!
This is so embarrasing!
Right foot smile! Left foot smile! Giru confused!
GokuOkay! This is weird!
You over there! Shut yo mouth! You got's to concentrate on the moves! Aww, kick it! (Bon Para kicks Trunks in the face)
Trunks!
What, what! This girl got to get her grill on! S to the M to the I to the L to the E, ya'll! (Bon Para pulls Pan's cheeks) Aw, yeah! Just like that! You're doin' much better! Haven't you heard? You got to grin it to win it! Why can't you show some respect for this groove! Get down! (Bon Para tosses Pan to the wall)
GokuPan!
(Goku and Trunks resume dancing) It's starting again.
GokuSpin it right! Spin it left!
Spin it right!
Your hands aren't proper! (punches Trunks in the face) And your rhythm is wack! (kicks Goku in the face) You think you a fly girl, what!? But you just a hack! (slams Pan in the face) And you? Step off. (flicks Giru away) Shake it like a salt shaker! Uh! Now a little pepper! Ha ha! (kicks Goku in the face) Still wrong! You disgrace! (slams Pan in the face) Ha ha! (punches Trunks in the face) See! Look at you, your feet are out o' place! It's called rhythm people! So, what do you think of our unique dancing style? It's a little something called the Para Para Boogie!
Uh, I wouldn't be so quick to call this dancing!
Yeah, what a lame...power to have.
GokuThat's true, but their power is causing us quite a bit of damage.
Giru hate dancing...Giru.
Heh heh heh heh heh! Aw, yeah! Word!
GokuIt's like Roshi's aerobics tapes!
Ohh...I'm gonna be sick!
Goku(after Mutchy Mutchy turns the Para Para Brothers into dolls and feeds them to Lord Luud) Now wait! Those guys were on your side, right? So why would you do that to them?
What do you mean why? I just did them a favor by fusing them with Lord Luud. They'll be of much better service to him now, rather than dancing and prancing around like a bunch of show-tune obsessed idiots!
Lord Luud?
The Para Para Brothers did exactly what I sent them out to do...which was to bring you Saiyans to me! So if you want to live to see tomorrow, you'll give me what I want!
GokuHey, why don't you try fighting fair!
Ha. Fair! I don't even know what that word means, you brat!
Do you wanna take me home grandpa?
GokuI'm staying out of this one.
I can handle this. Just go play inside the ship where it's safe.
Go play!? Is that all you think I can do? I can help too, you know.
GokuHey, Pan! Don't get in Trunks' way. He's got work to do.
What do you mean get in the way?
GokuIf you're going to play, play somewhere out of the way.
I can't believe this...
We'll have to replenish the water tanks.
GokuWater? We picked the wrong planet to run out of that!
No joke...but we can't just leave the ship here to get swallowed by sand monsters.
We're going back to the planet we passed yesterday?
It's Giru's home.
Giru born on that planet.
GokuThat's weird. I thought robots were made, not born.
GokuAll I did was try to take a bite out of this apple, but it's as hard as a rock!
Well, grandpa, that's what you get for acting like a monkey the second you hop off the ship.
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