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S25 E1Remembrance of the Daleks

Ace.

Go away.

Ace, I didn't know it was the Daleks. I was just doing Mister Ratcliffe a favour.

Do me a favour and drown yourself.

I thought it was the right thing. Mister Ratcliffe had such great plans. [grabs Ace's arms]

[wrenches herself free] Shut up.

Ace, I never really wanted to hurt anybody. It's just you have to protect your own, keep the outsiders out just that your own people can have a fair chance.

[hits Mike] I said shut up! You betrayed the Doctor, you betrayed me! I trusted you! I even liked you, and all the time, you... [runs off]

The Daleks shall become Lords of Time! We shall become all-

[The Doctor finishes his sentence.]

Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING, ETCETERA, ETCETERA!

Dalek, you have been defeated. Surrender! You have failed.

Insufficient data.

Your forces are destroyed, your home planet a burnt cinder circling a dead sun.

There is no data.

Even Davros, your creator, is dead. You have no superiors, no inferiors, no reinforcements, no hope, no rescue!

You are lying! There is insufficient data!

You're trapped, a trillion miles and a thousand years from a disintegrated home. I have defeated you. You no longer serve any purpose.

S25 E2The Happiness Patrol

KKandyman

Welcome to the Kandy Kitchen, gentlemen!

I'm sure the pleasure's all ours...

KKandyman

I do hope so. I like my volunteers to die with smiles on their faces.

GMGilbert M

Created as you are out of glucose-based substances, your joints need constant movement to avoid coagulation.

KKandyman

What do you mean?!

GMGilbert M

You're turning into a slab of toffee. I saw this at the planning stage, and then I realised what the solution was.

KKandyman

And what's that?

GMGilbert M

... I've forgotten.

TSTrevor Sigma

Name?

I'm the Doctor. Haven't we met?

TSTrevor Sigma

I'm sorry, that's classified information.

You're Trevor Sigma, aren't you?

TSTrevor Sigma

Galactic Census Bureau, I ask the questions.

You ask the questions?

TSTrevor Sigma

I'm sorry, that's classified information. Address?

Which one?

TSTrevor Sigma

If you live here, I need a town and a street. If you're an alien, I need a home planet, except when you spend more than half the work year away, in which case I need a planet of origin.

That's classified information. Name?

TSTrevor Sigma

What?

I ask the questions. Name!

TSTrevor Sigma

Trevor Sigma.

Address?

TSTrevor Sigma

Galactic Census.

What's happening Doctor?

Questionnaire. Occupation?

TSTrevor Sigma

Galactic Census Bureau, authorised to enter all Alphan property and to interview all Alphans.

Good, take me to your leader.

S2Sniper 2

Get back. Or he'll use the gun.

Yes, I imagine he will. You like guns, don't you?

S1Sniper 1

This is a specialised weapon. It's designed for roof duty. Designed for long range. I've never used one up close before.

S2Sniper 2

Let him go.

S1Sniper 1

No.

No. In fact... let him come a little closer.

S1Sniper 1

Stay where you are.

Why? Scared? Why should you be scared? You're the one with the gun.

S1Sniper 1

That's right.

And you like guns, don't you?

S2Sniper 2

He'll kill you.

Of course he will. That's what guns are for. Pull a trigger. End a life. Simple, isn't it?

S1Sniper 1

Yes.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

S1Sniper 1

Yes.

A life, killing life.

S2Sniper 2

Who are you?

[To Sniper 2] Shut up. [To Sniper 1] Why don't you do it then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger. End my life.

S1Sniper 1

No.

Why not?

S1Sniper 1

I can't.

Why not?

S1Sniper 1

I don't know.

You don't, do you. [The Doctor takes Sniper 1's gun and drops it off the roof. He turns to Sniper 2] Throw away your gun.

And where are the Census Bureau going to send you next?

TSTrevor Sigma

Earth. Have you been there?

Once or twice.

TSTrevor Sigma

I hear it's a miserable sort of place.

You’re making me feel nostalgic.

I want to nail those scumbags, I want to make them very, very unhappy!

S25 E3Silver Nemesis

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