Doctor Who Season 14 quotes

You'd delay an execution to pull the wings off a fly.

What is the Master like on mathematics?

He's brilliant, absolutely brilliant — he's almost up to my standards.

You do not understand hatred as I understand it. Only hate keeps me alive. Why else should I endure this pain?

Why have you brought me here?

As a scapegoat for the killing of the President! Who else but you, Doctor? So despicably good. So insufferably compassionate... I wanted you to die in ignominious shame and disgrace!

Doctor, my congratulations, you're just in time for the end!

You're insane! You're insane, do you hear me? You're releasing a force that nothing can stop!

Take the rod. You could take it with you to your grave, except that none of you will need a grave!

If you undo that, you'll die as surely as any of us!

You can do better than that, Doctor. Even in extremis, I wear the Sash of Rassilon!

Yes! And the president was wearing it when he was shot down! The sash won't protect you! It's damaged!

You lie!

As I believe I told you long ago, Doctor, you will never amount to anything in the galaxy while you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousness.

Yes, sir. You've said that many times, sir. May I go, sir?

Certainly you may, preferably with the utmost expedition. [To Spandrell] Perhaps you will see that the transduction barriers are raised.

Yes, sir.

Oh, Doctor?

Sir?

Nine out of ten.

Oh... [chuckles bashfully] Thank you, sir.

Killing me isn't going to help you. It isn't going to do me much good either...

You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit the views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard.

Leela

The evil one!

Well nobody's perfect but that's overstating it a little!

Would you like a jelly baby?

Leela

It's true then. They say the Evil One eats babies.

Now drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby!

Kill him, then.

What?

Kill him, then.

I don't take orders from anyone.

If they're preparing for a battle, they're hardly likely to send men on patrol on the off chance that you might come back. [several crossbow bolts strike the tree inches from his face] On the other hand, I could be wrong about that.

I wonder...

Leela

What?

Hush! I'm wondering.

Odd feeling...

Leela

What is?

Standing in my own throat is.