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S20 E1Arc of Infinity

S20 E2Snakedance

Once a man fell asleep and dreamt he was a frog. When he woke up, he didn't know if he was a man who dreamt he was a frog or a frog who was now dreaming he was a man.

[Nyssa and Tegan are sitting outside the Snake Mouth cave when a puppeteer runs up to them]

PPuppeteer

Excuse me.

[His tray is full of jointed wooden snakes on sticks]

Oh, no thank you. No, really, not at the moment.

PPuppeteer

Look. [begins to show them off]

Yes, it's very good.

[The puppeteer waves one in front of Tegan, who screams and runs away]

Tegan! Tegan! [goes after her]

[Adults and children alike are watching a Punch and Judy show]

PPunch

That's the way to do it! [hits Judy]

JJudy

He struck me! [fetches a large saucepan]

PPunch

I don't care!

JJudy

Don't care. Was made to care!

[And the Judy puppet fetches Punch a clout on the head. Punch fetches his large club and battle is joined until Judy is dead]

PPunch

Wake up, Judy!

CCrowd

Aw.

[Ambril and Lon enter]

PPunch

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.

S20 E3Mawdryn Undead

Well, there's a probability of anything. Statistically speaking, if you gave typewriters to a treeful of monkeys, they'd eventually produce the works of William Shakespeare.

[trying to draw the Doctor's attention away from his conversation with Tegan to the approaching craft on the viewscreen] Doctor...

Of course, you and I both know that at the end of a millennium they'd still be tapping out gibberish.

And you'd be tapping it out right alongside them. I only asked you a simple question.

S20 E4Terminus

S20 E5Enlightenment

But what if the White Guardian tells me something important?

...Thank him politely. [The Doctor smiles] Won't be long.

SStriker

You are not an Ephemeral. You are a... a time dweller. You travel in time.

You're reading my thoughts.

SStriker

You are a Time Lord, a lord of time. Are there lords in such a small domain?

And where do you function?

SStriker

Eternity. The endless wastes of eternity.

[Turlough attempts to communicate with the Black Guardian]

You must answer. I need your help! What's going on here?

[The Black Guardian appears and suddenly starts throttling Turlough]

You are pathetic! I have watched your progress. You have had many opportunities to destroy the Doctor.

[gasping for breath] I cannot kill him!

Then I condemn you to everlasting life. You will never leave this ship! [throws Turlough to the deck, then disappears]

S20 E7The Five Doctors

TDThird Doctor

I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow so the TARDIS should be free of the force field now.

[After bidding his past incarnations farewell.] (to himself) I'm definitely not the man I was. [in relief] Thank Goodness.

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