Once a man fell asleep and dreamt he was a frog. When he woke up, he didn't know if he was a man who dreamt he was a frog or a frog who was now dreaming he was a man.
“Snakedance” · Season 20, Episode 2
In this episode: Fifth Doctor (1), Nyssa (1)
[Nyssa and Tegan are sitting outside the Snake Mouth cave when a puppeteer runs up to them]
PPuppeteer
Excuse me.
[His tray is full of jointed wooden snakes on sticks]
Oh, no thank you. No, really, not at the moment.
PPuppeteer
Look. [begins to show them off]
Yes, it's very good.
[The puppeteer waves one in front of Tegan, who screams and runs away]
Tegan! Tegan! [goes after her]
[Adults and children alike are watching a Punch and Judy show]
PPunch
That's the way to do it! [hits Judy]
JJudy
He struck me! [fetches a large saucepan]
PPunch
I don't care!
JJudy
Don't care. Was made to care!
[And the Judy puppet fetches Punch a clout on the head. Punch fetches his large club and battle is joined until Judy is dead]
PPunch
Wake up, Judy!
CCrowd
Aw.
[Ambril and Lon enter]
PPunch
Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.
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