Doctor Who quotes

LOSS OF CONTROL! LOSS OF CONTROL!

BYE-BYE! [Dalek explodes]

Have a go at this Davros: All elephants are pink, Nellie is an elephant, therefore Nellie is pink. Logical?

Perfectly.

You know what a human would say to that?

Elephants aren't pink.

Humans don't understand logic.

Romana II

They are not slaves to it, like the Daleks and the Movelans.

[whispering] Bye-bye, Davros! [Davros freezes]

Romana II

Not that switch.

I say; what a wonderful butler, he's so violent!

The Countess Scarlioni

I was rather under the impression that it was Mr. Duggan who was following me.

Ah. Well, you're a beautiful woman, probably; and Duggan was trying to sum up the courage to ask you to dinner. Weren't you, Duggan?

The Countess Scarlioni

Who sent you?

Who sent me what?

Duggan

Can anyone join in this conversation, or do you need a certificate?

Theodore Nikolai Kerensky, a scientist's job is to ask questions.

[calling out] Leonardo...? Your paintings went down very well. Everybody loved them. Last Supper... Mona Lisa... You remember the Mona Lisa? That dreadful woman with no eyebrows who wouldn't sit still, eh?

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being tortured by someone with cold hands.

Doctor, how very nice to see you again. Seems like only 474 years since we last met.

Indeed, indeed, yes. I so much prefer the weather in the early part of the 16th century, don't you?

Romana II

Where are we going?

Are you speaking philosophically or geographically?

Romana II

Philosophically.

Then we're going to lunch.

I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you're going, and then work backwards.

How very curious. Two thieves enter the Louvre Gallery and come out.. With a bracelet! Couldn't you think of anything more interesting to steal?

Well, I just thought it was awfully pretty, er... terribly unusual design. 'Course it would have been much nicer to have stolen one of the pictures, but I've tried that before, and all sorts of alarms go off, which disturbs the concentration.

Hah-hah, yes it would. So you stole the bracelet simply because it's... pretty.

Yes. ...Well, I think it is; don't you?

Yes...

The Countess Scarlioni

My dear, I don't think he's as stupid as he seems.

My dear, nobody could be as stupid as he seems.

I wouldn't make a very good criminal, would I?

No. [brandishes pistol] Good criminals don't get caught. I see you've found some of my pictures. Rather good, aren't they? By the end of this evening, I shall have a seventh.

May I ask you where you got these?

No.

Or how you knew they were here?

No.

They've been bricked up a long time...

Yes.

I like concise answers!

Good. I came down to find Kerensky.

Oh?

But he doesn't seem to be able to speak to me. [Duggan knocked him out earlier]

Oh.

Can you throw any light on that?

No...

Duggan

I can.

Duggan, why is it that every time I start to talk to someone, you knock him unconscious?