Duggan quotes from Doctor Who

Duggan

Can anyone join in this conversation, or do you need a certificate?

I wouldn't make a very good criminal, would I?

No. [brandishes pistol] Good criminals don't get caught. I see you've found some of my pictures. Rather good, aren't they? By the end of this evening, I shall have a seventh.

May I ask you where you got these?

No.

Or how you knew they were here?

No.

They've been bricked up a long time...

Yes.

I like concise answers!

Good. I came down to find Kerensky.

Oh?

But he doesn't seem to be able to speak to me. [Duggan knocked him out earlier]

Oh.

Can you throw any light on that?

No...

Duggan

I can.

Duggan, why is it that every time I start to talk to someone, you knock him unconscious?

Duggan

Thought these places were meant to be open all night.

Romana II

You should go into partnership with a glazier. You'd have a truly symbiotic working relationship.

Duggan

...What?

Romana II

I'm just pointing out that you break a lot of glass.

Duggan

You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs. [smashes the neck off a bottle of wine]

Romana II

If you wanted an omlette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames, and an unconscious chef.

Duggan

Where are we?

This... a-hm... will be... the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Duggan

We're standing on land!

Romana II

He's out of his depth.