Doctor Who quotes

Couldn't I just take K-9??

K-9 is a mere machine.

[shouting] He's a very [his volume decreases] sensitive machine! [whispering] Sorry, sir.

My name is Romanadvoratrelundar. [This is the only time Romana's name is prounounced as RomanadvoratNelundar instead of its correct pronunciation]

[sitting beside K9] I'm so sorry about that, is there anything we can do?

A hole?! What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?!

I don't suppose you can make tea?

Tea?

No, I don't suppose you can. They don't teach you anything useful at the Academy, do they?

Ground rules. Rule one: Always do what I say. Rule two: Stay close to me, and rule three: Let me do all the talking. Do I make that perfectly clear?

Couldn't make it clearer.

Good. [walks away, then comes back] One more thing—your name.

What about my name?

It's too long. By the time I've called out, 'Look out'—what's your name?

Romanadvoratrelundar.

By the time I've called that out, you could be dead! I'll call you Romana.

I don't like Romana.

It's either Romana or Fred.

All right, call me Fred!

Good. Come on, Romana!

Keep an eye on the sentry.

Why?

Sleeping on duty is a serious offense. If anyone comes, you can wake him up.

You do know that sarcasm's an adjustive stress reaction?

If you call that being nearly killed, you haven't lived yet.

I do wish you'd stop treating me like a child, Doctor. I'm nearly a hundred and forty, you know.

Really? You're in wonderful condition.

[as he walks off-screen] The secret of survival is to always expect the unexpec--[gets caught in a trap and shouts]

[shoots someone with a laser who collapses shortly after] Most satisfactory.

You're not doing very well, K9.

Master?

No.

Suggestion, Master.

What?

Suggest you allow Mistress to make contact.

Nonsense! Making contact with an alien race is an immensely skilled and delicate operation. It calls for tact and experience- what would she know about it?

[In background] Excuse me...

She is prettier than you, Master.

Is she? What's that got to do with it?

Where did you get those jelly babies?

Same place you get them.

Where?

[Smirking and holding back a laugh] Your pocket.

Good looks are no substitute for a sound character.

Extraordinary! The place is littered with them! Diamonds...Andromedan Bloodstones...gravel. [tosses a lump of rock behind him]

Has anybody seen a planet called Calufrax?

Excuse me, are you sure this planet's meant to be here?