[About humans] Your ancestors have a talent for self-destruction, but it borders on genius!
S15 E3Image of the Fendahl
TMTed Moss
You both must've escaped from somewhere, didn't you!
Frequently!
There's a guard... I shall kill him!
No.
Why not?
You'll upset the dog.
[Taps bone on a table, then sniffs it] Ah! Twelfth century!
[To a skull] Awww! Would you like a jelly baby? No, I don't suppose you would. Alas. Poor skull.
I love fruitcake!
He came armed and silent.
You must have been sent by providence.
TMTed Moss
No, I was sent by the council to cut the verges.
Your council should choose its warriors more carefully.
There are four thousand million people here on your planet, and if I'm right, within a year, there will just be one left alive. Just one.
What are you exactly, some sort of wandering Armageddon pedlar?
Are you saying that about twelve million years ago, on a nameless planet which no longer exists, evolution went up a blind alley? Natural selection turned back on itself, and a creature evolved which prospered by absorbing the energy wavelengths of life itself? It ate life, all life, including that of its own kind?
Yes. In other words, the Fendahl. Then the Time Lords decided to destroy the entire planet, and hid the fact from posterity. They're not supposed to do that sort of thing, you know.
TMrs Tyler
How do ye know so much?
I read a lot.
S15 E4The Sun Makers
K9K-9
Check, Master.
What?
K9K-9
"Machine mind" computes mate in six moves.
Rubbish!
Doctor!
Leela, keep still!
But Doctor--
And shut up, I'm trying to concentrate.
K9K-9
Your move, Master.
I know it’s my move, don’t flash your eyes at me.
K9K-9
Wrong square.
What?
K9K-9
Your king, Master. Wrong square.
Really, are you sure?
K9K-9
Affirmative.
Doctor, can I speak now?
What? All right, if you must. What is it?
Well, the column has stopped moving.
So?
It is not important?
WHAT?! We might have gone right through the time spiral, why didn’t you tell me?
I tried to, but you wouldn’t let me.
You didn’t!
I did!
You didn’t!
I did!
You didn’t!
I did!
Perhaps everyone runs from the "taxman?"
These "taxes"; they are a sacrifice to the Gods?
Taxes are much more painful.
Leela, I think you and I should take a-- a W-A-L-K.
A W-A-L-K...?
Wuh-Ah-Ll-K!
K9K-9
Walk, mistress.
I know!
K9K-9
Ready, master.
No no no, you're not coming. You stay here.
K9K-9
Entreat, master!
No!
K9K-9
I'll be good!
NO!
Are we interrupting something?
CCordo
What did you say, citizen?
Somehow I have the impression you're thinking of killing yourself.
CCordo
It's the taxes.
Hmm?
CCordo
It's the taxes, I can't pay the taxes!
Oh, the taxes! My dear old thing, all you need is a wily accountant! Would you care for a Jelly baby?
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