Sleep is for tortoises!
S14 E6The Talons of Weng-Chiang
What's the tribe here?
Cockneys!
[Someone throws an axe at the Doctor and misses; it sticks in a doorframe beside his head]
Were you trying to attract my attention?
What's this?!
A janis thorn.
I thought I told you not to carry any more--
He was trying to kill you!
Oh. [beat] Oh. Well, in that case, you'd better come with me.
I've always enjoyed messing about in boats!
Well, if you need any help, Doctor, I hope I know where my duty lies.
[Ironically] I knew I could rely on you.
Oh, to the limit! Though, I suppose you've got your own men scattered throughout the audience.
No.
No? [Beat] You mean nobody?
[Emphatically] Nobody. When the moment comes, Mr Jago, you and I can face our destiny shoulder to shoulder.
Oh, corks.
[Litefoot lights a pipe]
Why are you putting fire in your mouth?
Good lord. Has the girl never seen a pipe before?
There's no tobacco where Leela comes from
Sounds healthy, but exceedingly dull
CChiang
Please to keep very quiet! Chiang shoot fifty peasants learning this trick!
Hah! Do you know what this is?
You ask me so that you can tell me!
Exactly.
So, maybe he's got another 'eureka'?
No, 'eureka' is Greek for 'this bath is too hot.'
Never trust a man with dirty fingernails!
What's the matter?
I heard something.
What sort of thing.
People. Just a group went by.
More Wongs for the Tong, I suppose.
Has she got the gun?
[Leela shoots the handgun at the floor]
Hey! Who are you shooting at?
Well, I've never fired one of these before! [Shoots it at the floor again]
[Literally moments after destroying the last of their enemies, all the protagonists stand shellshocked in the main room of the House of the Golden Dragon]
Listen! It's the muffin man! Come on. I'll buy you all muffins.
S15 E1Horror of Fang Rock
The localised condition of planetary atmospheric condensation caused a malfunction in the visual orientation circuits. Or to put it another way, we got lost in the fog.
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