Doctor Who quotes

It's cold up here... It's worse than Jodrell Bank!

Did I ever apologize for that?

No.

Good.

I'm not sure how to describe what I found... Pulverized? Burned? Nuked? All of the above. Someone destroyed it. Our home, razed to the ground. Everyone killed. Everything burned.

If you're seeing this, you've been to Gallifrey. When I said "someone" did that, obviously I meant... I did. I had to make them pay for what I discovered. They lied to us. The founding fathers of Gallifrey... everything we were told was a lie. We're not who we think. You or I, the whole existence of our species, built on the lie of the Timeless Child.

Do you see it? It's buried deep in all our memories, in our identity. [sighs] I'd tell you more, but... [bitterly] But why would I make it easy for you? It wasn't for me.

Fighting with the vending machine?

No, it just gave me an electric shock.

That's not a shock. It's a hopper virus. This machine's sick and it just passed its virus onto you.

How did I get a virus the same as a vending machine? I'm not a machine.

Hoppers are multi-platform. They'll go for anything. Don't pick at it!

Oh, did it just go through me?

It's moving deeper inside you to mutate into your nervous system.

What?

Important not to panic. Humans always have the same reaction to a hopper virus. First you get the wiggly fingers, which is a warning the legs are about to go. [Catches Ryan as he falls] Luckily, this is where my hopper first-aid training kicks in. Need to get rid of these. [Opens the packet of snacks and empties its contents on the floor] Then pinch your ear! [Does so]

Ow!

Then you're going to sneeze!

[Sneezes]

Yes. Now suck your thumb until the hallucinations stop. And remember, they're not real bats. [Helps Ryan to his feet]

He's fine. He's fine.

Make the bats go away!

(last words) Hey! Over here! Which one of you hurt my Benni!?

Look, I know what you're thinking, but it's one possible future. It's one timeline. You want me to tell you that Earth's going to be okay? Cos I can't. In your time, humanity is busy arguing over the washing-up while the house burns down. Unless people face facts and change, catastrophe is coming. But it's not decided. You know that. The future is not fixed. It depends on billions of decisions, and actions, and people stepping up. Humans. I think you forget how powerful you are. Lives change worlds. People can save planets, or wreck them. That's the choice. Be the best of humanity. Or...

[bursting in on two people hiding behind crates] Oh. Hi. I don't suppose you've seen anything weird around here? [is shot at] Agh! I'll take that as a yes. Mind if I join you?

I was at home- you know, normal life, work- then, boom- the Doctor. Changed me whole life.

I was the same, before I met Mr. Tesla. I wanted my own career, something steady. Then he showed me all these discoveries that could be made. But it seemed like impossible things that could be made. And now, something normal, steady...

Doesn't seem so important?

You must all go, let them take me.

That's not going to happen.

I have to surrender myself. There's nothing else to be done. This is beyond me.

No.

No?

Nikola Tesla, you're gonna change the world. But first, you're gonna save it.

Was that more or less impossible than your usual day?

Yeah, about average. You?

Slightly stranger. Normal would be boring, wouldn't it?

Don't give up.

Whatever anyone says.

Well, let them talk. The present is theirs. I work for the future. And the future is mine.

She's doing it again. Spending hours at the controls looking for something. Thinks we haven't noticed.

I'll ask her. [Calls out louder] Hey, Doc, what you looking for?

[looks up surprised] How long have you been there?

Twenty minutes.

You haven't.

What you looking for?

Not looking for anything.

Don't lie to us.

[After a pause] The Master

Why would you do that?

The Kasaavin took him.

Yes. They transported him to their dimension and I can't get there in the TARDIS, but I thought... if he escaped I could track him. There's no sign.

I thought he'd be that last person you'd wanna see.

He left a message for me.

Saying what?

It's personal.

Is that where you go? When you leave us to explore and you say you'll be back in an hour but you never are? Are you out looking for him? Where do you go?

Home. On my own.

Why? Why not with us?

Cuz you ask too many questions!

You're probably a bit confused right now. I broke the glass. It's all come back to me.

This. What is this?

That's my ship.

What?

Let me take it from the top. Hello, I'm The Doctor. I'm a traveler in space and time, and that thing buried down there is called a TARDIS... You're gonna love this.

Stop... Who are you, really? Truly?

I told you, love, I'm the Doctor.

You can't be.

Yeah? And why's that?

Because I'm The Doctor.

You have got to be kidding me! Really?

Yes, really!

Is there even a word for how dumb you are?

"Doctor"?