You see, Doc, the thing about grief is it needs time, and… Well, I don’t want to sit around my house waiting for it to go away, 'cause that house is full of Grace, and it makes it so much harder. But, um, being with you and seeing all these things… it really helps.
Arachnids in the UK
The Tsuranga Conundrum
Pick a number between 1 and 100.
YYaz
51.
Pentagonal number. Interesting. [She sonics a bomb] Get in that corner.
YYaz
What was the number for?
Number of seconds before the bomb goes off. I moved it forward a bit.
YYaz
What?! I would've gone higher!
Good number, 51! Atomic number of antimony. Number of Federalist Papers written by Alexander Hamilton. I love that show, I've seen all 900 casts.
YYaz
I'm really trusting you on this bomb, but I don't know what you're doing.
Think of the Pting as a mouse and the bomb as a piece of cheese.
YYaz
A very large piece of cheese about to explode and take us all with it!
It's not a perfect analogy, I'll admit. You could've picked a bigger number!
Demons of the Punjab
I need oil, water, tree bark, a saucepan, nine containers, an old newspaper, a touch of ox spit, a chicken poo, and a biscuit.
RRyan
Bagsy not chicken poo!
Why a biscuit?
I love biscuits!
RRyan
Did you hear the noises in the valley in the night?
PPrem
The violence is getting closer
RRyan
Who's doing this stuff?
Prem Ordinary people who've lived here all their lives, whipped into a frenzy to be part of a mob. There's nothing worse than when ordinary people lose their minds. We've lived together for decades, Hindu, Muslim and Sikh, and now we're being told that our differences are more important than what unites us. Like we learned nothing in the war. I don't know how we protect people when hatred's coming from all sides.
Well, all we can strive to be... is good men. And you, Prem, are a good man.
Kerblam!
[The TARDIS is in the middle of traveling through space.]
Hold on!
We are holding on!
Well, hold on tighter!
Can you do something about this turbulence?
I'm avoiding something. Aargh; can't get the hang of these new systems!
What is it?
No. It's still coming for us. [She takes a closer look.] Oh. It's a teleport pulse!
[A Kerblam delivery robot materializes into the TARDIS, holding a package.]
DRDelivery Robot
Delivery for the Doctor.
Ha! It's the Kerblam Man!
It's the what?
The Kerblam Man!
You're just making sounds now!
[Delivery Robot hands the package to the Doctor.]
DRDelivery Robot
Delivery fulfilled. And remember, if you want it, Kerblam it!
Space postman. I've seen it all now!
JSJarva Slade
How would you like a warning for insubordination?
I'd love one! I could add it to my collection.
CCharlie
We can't let the systems take control!
The systems aren't the problem. How people use and exploit the system — that's the problem. People like you!
Twirly, I need your help.
TTwirly
Sleep mode: off. Hello again. Customers with your current medical symptoms browsed blood pressure medication.
The Witchfinders
[A witch trial is taking place.]
YYaz
We've gotta do something, Doctor.
The Doc said don't interfere. You said don't interfere, right?
[The Doctor jumps into the river to try to save the woman being ducked.]
RRyan
So much for not interfering.
BBecka
As King James has written in his new Bible, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
In the Old Testament. There's a twist in the sequel: "Love thy neighbour".
These are hard times for women! If we're not being drowned, we're being patronised to death!
KJKing James
What do you know of my mother?
You could have seen her before she died, but you didn't want to. Why?
KJKing James
She left me. When I was not even one year old. What kind of mother does that? Why would I wish to see her?
Nobody will ever know why she left you, James. But you can't go hurting people just because you're scared to face up to the darkness inside you. You have to be better than that.
KJKing James
Who are you? How do you know these things?
I know, because we're all the same. We want certainty. Security. To believe that people are evil or heroic. But that's not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don't understand, if you trust me.
BBecka
Do you know why the ducking stool was invented, Doctor? To silence foolish women who talked too much.
Yeah, I did know that. Which is daft, cos talking's brilliant.
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