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“Kerblam!”

In this episode: Thirteenth Doctor (5), Graham (2), Yasmin (2)

[The TARDIS is in the middle of traveling through space.]

Hold on!

We are holding on!

Well, hold on tighter!

Can you do something about this turbulence?

I'm avoiding something. Aargh; can't get the hang of these new systems!

What is it?

No. It's still coming for us. [She takes a closer look.] Oh. It's a teleport pulse!

[A Kerblam delivery robot materializes into the TARDIS, holding a package.]

DRDelivery Robot

Delivery for the Doctor.

Ha! It's the Kerblam Man!

It's the what?

The Kerblam Man!

You're just making sounds now!

[Delivery Robot hands the package to the Doctor.]

DRDelivery Robot

Delivery fulfilled. And remember, if you want it, Kerblam it!

Space postman. I've seen it all now!

JSJarva Slade

How would you like a warning for insubordination?

I'd love one! I could add it to my collection.

CCharlie

We can't let the systems take control!

The systems aren't the problem. How people use and exploit the system — that's the problem. People like you!

Twirly, I need your help.

TTwirly

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