Amy quotes from Doctor Who

[To Amy] Okay, we go in, say that you're my daughter—

Daughter! You look about nine!

Brother, then.

Hey, look at this. I got my spaceship, I got my boys... my work here is done. [struts into the TARDIS, head held high]

[scoffs] Uh, we are not her "boys."

Yeah, we are.

[pause] Yeah, we are.

Rory, listen to that.

Er, what? All I can hear is... silence.

Exactly.

[voice-over] There were cracks. Through some we saw silence and the end of all things...

You've swallowed a planet!

I'm pregnant.

You're huge!

Yeah, I'm pregnant!

Look at you: when worlds collide!

Doctor, I'm pregnant.

Oh, look at you both. Five years later, and you haven't changed a bit! Apart from age, and size...

Oh, it's good to see you, Doctor.

Are you pregnant?

Oh, this is bad! I don't like this! [kicks console and yells in pain] NEVER use force, you'll just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross, in which case... always use force!

Shall I run and get the manual?

I threw it in a supernova.

You threw the manual in a supernova? Why?

BECAUSE I DISAGREED WITH IT! Now stop talking to me when I'm cross!

Oh, look, a big mining thing. Oh, I love a big mining thing. See? Way better than Rio. Rio doesn't have a big mining thing.

(groans) We're not going to have a look, are we?

Let's go and have a look.

[Urgently] Keep him in your mind. If you forget him, you'll lose him forever.

[Sobbing] Back at the Byzantium... I still remember the clerics, because I'm a time traveller now, you said —

No. They weren't part of your world. This is different, this is your own history changing!

Tell me it's going to be okay! You have to make it okay!

It's going be hard, but you can do it, Amy! Tell me about Rory, eh? Fantastic Rory! Funny Rory! Gorgeous Rory! Amy, listen to me. Do exactly as I say. Amy, please keep concentrating. You can do this!

I can't!

You can! You can do it. I can't help you unless you do it, Come on, you can still save his memory. Come on, Amy! [Flashbacks] Please, come on, Amy, come on. Amy, please. Don't let anything distract you! [Flashbacks] Remember Rory. Keep remembering. Rory's only alive in your memory. You must keep hold of him. Don't let anything distract you. Rory still lives in your mind.

[Brightly] Sorry, what were you saying?

Please tell me you have a plan.

No, I have a thing. It's like a plan, but with more greatness.

It's a Pandorica.

More than just a fairy tale.

There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.

How did it end up in there?

You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.

I hate good wizards in fairy tales. They always turn out to be him.

Daleks. Those are Daleks.

Daleks, Doctor.

Yes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Dalek fleet. A bit over twelve thousand battle ships all armed to the teeth. Ahaah! But we've got surprise on our side! They'll never expect three people to attack twelve thousand battle ships 'cause we'd be killed instantly, so it would be a very short surprise. Forget surprise. [hits his head with his sonic screwdriver]

What was that?!

Okay, need a proper look. Gotta draw its fire, give it a target.

How?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Yes...?

Sorry. [runs out from behind the Pandorica] LOOK AT ME, I'M A TARGET!

There's someone missing. Someone important, someone so, so important. Sorry everyone, but when I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend, the Raggedy Doctor, my Raggedy Doctor. But he wasn't imaginary, he was real. [shouting] I remember you! I remember! I brought the others back; I can bring you home too! Raggedy man, I remember you, and you are late for my wedding! [As Amy remembers, the Doctor and the TARDIS starts to materialise in the room] I found you. I found you in words just like you knew I would. That's why you told me the story, the brand new, ancient blue box. Oh clever, very clever.

Amy, what is it?

Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue.

[In the background] It's the Doctor! How could we forget the Doctor? I was plastic! He was the stripper at my stag do!

Okay Doctor, did I surprise you this time?

Er, yeah. Completely astonished. Never expected that. [steps out of the TARDIS wearing a tuxedo] How lucky I happen to be wearing this old thing. Hello, everyone! I'm Amy's imaginary friend! But I came anyway.

You absolutely, definitely may kiss the bride—

Amelia, from now on, I shall be leaving the... kissing duties to the brand new... Mr. Pond!

No! I'm not Mr. Pond. That's not how it works.

Yeah it is.

[looks at Amy and nods] Yeah, it is.

Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit.

Thank you, sweetie.

I know you're team players and everything, but she'll definitely kill the first three of you.

Oh, the first seven, easy.

Seven, really?

Oh, eight for you, honey.

Stop it!

Make me!

Oh, maybe I will!

[tied to a chair] Is this really important flirting? 'Cause I feel like I should be higher on the list right now!

Look at you pair. It's always you and her, isn't it? Long after the rest of us have gone, a boy and his box off to see the universe...

Well, you say that as if it's a bad thing. But honestly, it's the best thing there is.

Thirteenth century.

Oh, we've gone all medieval.

I'm not sure about that.

Really? Medieval expert are you?

No. It's just... I can hear Dusty Springfield.

I have things to do. Things involving other things.

Well, we'll stay with you. We'll do the other things.

Nope.

Whatever you're up to, I'd personally like to be a part of it.