“The Rebel Flesh” quotes from Doctor Who

Thirteenth century.

Oh, we've gone all medieval.

I'm not sure about that.

Really? Medieval expert are you?

No. It's just... I can hear Dusty Springfield.

I have things to do. Things involving other things.

Well, we'll stay with you. We'll do the other things.

Nope.

Whatever you're up to, I'd personally like to be a part of it.

I've got to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose! [pauses, grins excitedly] I never thought I'd have to say that again!

What are all these harnesses for?

Ah, the "Almost People"?

Are they prisoners, or meditating, or what?

At the moment they fall under the "or what" category.

Halt, and remain calm!

Well, we've halted. How are we all doing on the calm front?

This is insane. We're fighting ourselves.

Yes, it's insane. And it's about to get even more insanerer. Is that a word? Show yourself! Right now!

Doctor! We are trapped in here and Rory's out there with them. Hello! We can't get to the TARDIS and we can't even leave the island.

Correct in every respect, Pond. It's frightening. Unexpected. Frankly, a total utter splattering mess on the carpet. [a Ganger copy of the Doctor steps out of the shadows - identically clothed, but with the gelid, half-finished face of the recently-formed Flesh] But I am certain — one hundred percent certain — that we can work this out. Trust me. [straightens his bow tie] I'm the Doctor.