The Doctor, River and others in “Day of the Moon”

Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit.

Thank you, sweetie.

I know you're team players and everything, but she'll definitely kill the first three of you.

Oh, the first seven, easy.

Seven, really?

Oh, eight for you, honey.

Stop it!

Make me!

Oh, maybe I will!

[tied to a chair] Is this really important flirting? 'Cause I feel like I should be higher on the list right now!