Pure mathematics cannot lie!
“The Claws of Axos” · Season 8, Episode 3
In this episode: Third Doctor (2), The Master (2)
Obviously the Time Lords have programmed the TARDIS always to return to Earth. It seems that I am some kind of a galactic yo-yo!
[On how to survive a nuclear blast.]
You could take the usual precautions...sticky tape on the windows, that sort of thing.
[trying to operate the partially dismantled TARDIS] Overweight, underpowered and a museum piece. No proper stabiliser. Oh... let's try again. Might as well try to fly a second hand gas stove.
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