Fourth Doctor quotes from Doctor Who

I suppose you could say the yoke's on him if you were the sort of person who said that sort of thing which fortunately I'm not.

Stupid expression, 'stands to reason.' Why isn't it 'lie down to reason?' Much easier to reason lying down.

Well, to be fair I had a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, such as a teaspoon and an open mind.

Look, have a jelly baby and don't forget to brush your teeth.

Ah! Oh! My fingers! My arms! My legs! AH! My everything! Ohhhhhh....

Why don't you give me the gun and then I can keep an eye on myself so I don't get up to any funny business.

You know K-9, sometimes I think I'm wasted just rushing about the universe saving planets from destruction. With a talent like mine I might have been a great slow bowler.

Don't cross your bridges before they're hatched.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Why can't people be nice to one another, just for a change? I mean, I'm an alien and you don't want to drag me into a swamp, do you... You do?!

Unless we work very closely together, we could be here until the crack of doom. Oh, what's the use? Can I have one of your pickles? I had a rushed lunch.

One good solid hope's worth a cart-load of certainties.

You were the noblest Romana of them all!

Adric, if I knew everything that was going to happen, where would the fun be?

They say the atmosphere there was so full of goodness that evil just shrivelled up and died. Maybe that's why I never went there.