“Meglos” quotes from Doctor Who

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

This Meglos can bend time.

Right, in a loop.

Never heard of that, have you?

Doesn't matter how it's done. The point is the Doctor doesn't get to Tigella!

[Looking like the Doctor, albeit with a distorted voice] Oh, but he does, gentlemen. He does. [Speaking perfectly like the Doctor] We mustn't disappoint the Tigellans.

Ten thousand years. Cretins. Morons. Half-wits.

Yes, they've not been very clever, have they, unlike us.

They probably won't even hit Tigella.

Well, if my calculations are correct, they certainly won't.

Your calculations?

I inverted your control setting. If he starts the countdown, he'll destroy himself, as well as you and me and, well, the whole planet, of course.