Doctor Who · Season 18, Episode 6
“The Keeper of Traken” · Season 18, Episode 6
In this episode: Fourth Doctor (8), Adric (4), The Master (1)
I don't see what the law of probability has to do with it.
No. [realizing what Adric said] What?! Adric, I've given you a privileged insight into the mystery of time, yes?
Yes.
Introduced you to adventures beyond imagining, yes?
Yes.
And you criticise my logic?
No, no, I'm just saying that a lot of the time you don't really make sense.
[pauses] Ah! Ah, you've noticed that, have you? Well, anybody can make sense.
Adric, if I knew everything that was going to happen, where would the fun be?
Traken Union, famous for its harmony. A whole empire held together by- by people being terribly nice to each other.
Well, that makes a change.
They say the atmosphere there was so full of goodness that evil just shrivelled up and died. Maybe that's why I never went there.
[about the Keeper disappearing] What do you make of it?
I don't know. But I do hope we know what we're doing.
Yes, so do I. [realizing what Adric just said] We?!
[points at the Doctor] You. [the Doctor smiles]
What can't be cured must be endured.
That's the silliest thing I ever heard.
Oh don't listen to me. I never do.
Oh by the way, by the way! Neeman, Neeman come here! [puts his arms around the guards] You chaps might be interested in this as well. Listen. Do you know that expression, uh, two heads are better than one, hm? [knocks the two guards' heads into Neeman's head, all three of which promptly collapse] Well I think that one head is better than three!
A new body, at last!
I used to know an ancient remedy for mad dogs. I must look it up sometime. Good library here, have you?
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